[On a borrowed radio]

[greennotgold]

Is somebody named Yuffie available? I have a message from Mr. Valentine.

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[optionalbadass.livejournal.com]

Hey, beats me. They made this crazy announcement and then we all started disappearing off of that island we were stuck on. Next thing I knew, I was on this boat and trying not to barf. I think they gave us this injection thing, but injections are always bad, right? So Aerith- or, uh, Aeris, I was kind of sick at the time-... anyway, one of them came and Cured us and now we're trying to take over the boats!


Uh, Vincent. Maya's a girl.

[optionalwangst.livejournal.com]

...as bad as ShinRa, or worse?
Deepground-level?

...I'm pretty sure the fact that I'm in a purple miniskirt makes it obvious enough.

[optionalbadass.livejournal.com]

Uh, I'm gonna say Deepground. Without the gross mons- no, wait. Yeah, it's kinda... exactly like Deepground.

... Vince. Does anyone around you have a camera on their phone.

[optionalwangst.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. They're bound to make a move you can bring to your advantage. When I said they'd feel the wrath of a thousand worlds, I didn't think it would be taken literally.

Don't even think about it.

[optionalbadass.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm not worrying! I'm just warming up is all. In a few hours those guards'll feel my wrath! I'll throw in some wrath for you too, so you'd better appreciate that.

But I don't have anything to remember you by. That's really selfish of you. And you know Marlene and Denzel would want to see it! [ as well as every single resident of Edge, because like hell she wouldn't copy it and stick it everywhere ]

[optionalwangst.livejournal.com]

...Denzel. Marlene.

I forgot.

[optionalbadass.livejournal.com]

T-that's okay! I mean, you're really old. Just gimme the photo and we'll be square.

[optionalwangst.livejournal.com]

That's a little morbid, Yuffie.

[optionalbadass.livejournal.com]

... [ hiccup ] Says the undead guy calling me to say he's okay.

[optionalwangst.livejournal.com]

[long silence, yeah he doesn't know what to say to her crying]

Stop.

[optionalbadass.livejournal.com]

[ gawd Vince you are so emotionally mature. No wonder we never got to play leader ]

Just... somethin' in my eye, okay

[optionalwangst.livejournal.com]

What's passed is past. I'm dead and you're not. You need to move forward.

[optionalbadass.livejournal.com]

[ fine, just give her a moment to scrub her cheeks ] Since when did you do motivation? You'd better not think just 'cause I'm crying I'm not going to kick those Tagruato guys into next week!

[optionalwangst.livejournal.com]

You'd better not let them win. You don't want to be stuck here with me, do you?