What else? You're kidding, right? I mean, that was the suckiest message from beyond the grave ever, you jerk. You, Vincent Valentine, fail as a zombie. There were thousands of things cooler than 'I'm okay'. Hundreds of thousands.
[ ... okay that was a little upsetting. WILL STAY STRONG B| ]
That is not how wills work, Vince. Not at all. Gawd, I don't even have any stuff here for you to steal, so your plan was fundamentally flawed.
Hey, uh. How long do you have left? I wouldn't want to keep you from the huge list of friends you still need to leave stupid messages for or anything, but-
[ actually manages a jaunty laugh ] I guess if this is the moment of truth, I should probably own up about that being Sephiroth's knife, huh. Gotcha!
[ ... 'it just happened' ... ]
Is- is that meant to be comforting? You're so weird. Like I'd think you died on purpose or something. Because I didn't. I mean, um. I don't always get what you're going on about, and you're also really creepy sometimes, but you're not that dumb. I guess.
Apparently, I'm being channeled by Maya Fey. I'm not sure how much time has passed since I was attacked, but you also owe me an explaination as to why I'm on a boat and what they're doing to you.
I said the company took it - and it was mine to begin with anyway. You think I would have lost it or given it to them willingly? All I had on me when I woke was my clothes and- [breaks off, not wanting to reveal he has Lucrecia's ribbon. Not that it's any of Yuffie's business.]
Hey, beats me. They made this crazy announcement and then we all started disappearing off of that island we were stuck on. Next thing I knew, I was on this boat and trying not to barf. I think they gave us this injection thing, but injections are always bad, right? So Aerith- or, uh, Aeris, I was kind of sick at the time-... anyway, one of them came and Cured us and now we're trying to take over the boats!
[ everything is Yuffie's business. EVERYTHING. Especially what items people have. 8| ]
That sucks. You suck. If I didn't have a weapon right now I'd come over th- waitasec. Your clothes and...? No holding out! We're all on the same side now.
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