[On a borrowed radio]

[greennotgold]

Is somebody named Yuffie available? I have a message from Mr. Valentine.

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[optionalwangst.livejournal.com]

I've been dragged back from hell. Again.

yeah she's basically just talking over them.

[optionalbadass.livejournal.com]

- you've only got a few minutes to talk to people and you're wasting it making no sense? Stop that!

[optionalwangst.livejournal.com]

Fine.

Apparently, I'm being channeled by Maya Fey. I'm not sure how much time has passed since I was attacked, but you also owe me an explaination as to why I'm on a boat and what they're doing to you.

[optionalbadass.livejournal.com]

Hey, beats me. They made this crazy announcement and then we all started disappearing off of that island we were stuck on. Next thing I knew, I was on this boat and trying not to barf. I think they gave us this injection thing, but injections are always bad, right? So Aerith- or, uh, Aeris, I was kind of sick at the time-... anyway, one of them came and Cured us and now we're trying to take over the boats!


Uh, Vincent. Maya's a girl.

[optionalwangst.livejournal.com]

...as bad as ShinRa, or worse?
Deepground-level?

...I'm pretty sure the fact that I'm in a purple miniskirt makes it obvious enough.

[optionalbadass.livejournal.com]

Uh, I'm gonna say Deepground. Without the gross mons- no, wait. Yeah, it's kinda... exactly like Deepground.

... Vince. Does anyone around you have a camera on their phone.

[optionalwangst.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. They're bound to make a move you can bring to your advantage. When I said they'd feel the wrath of a thousand worlds, I didn't think it would be taken literally.

Don't even think about it.

[optionalbadass.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm not worrying! I'm just warming up is all. In a few hours those guards'll feel my wrath! I'll throw in some wrath for you too, so you'd better appreciate that.

But I don't have anything to remember you by. That's really selfish of you. And you know Marlene and Denzel would want to see it! [ as well as every single resident of Edge, because like hell she wouldn't copy it and stick it everywhere ]

[optionalwangst.livejournal.com]

...Denzel. Marlene.

I forgot.

[optionalbadass.livejournal.com]

T-that's okay! I mean, you're really old. Just gimme the photo and we'll be square.

[optionalwangst.livejournal.com]

That's a little morbid, Yuffie.

[optionalbadass.livejournal.com]

... [ hiccup ] Says the undead guy calling me to say he's okay.

[optionalwangst.livejournal.com]

[long silence, yeah he doesn't know what to say to her crying]

Stop.

[godamongmortals.livejournal.com]

Valentine, you make no sense. How am I talking to you? I saw you die!

[optionalwangst.livejournal.com]

This is just a temporary state. I did die.

[godamongmortals.livejournal.com]

You'd better have died. We buried you, after all.

[He's starting to get used to the idea of talking to Valentine now.]

[optionalwangst.livejournal.com]

...please don't tell me you overreacted.

[godamongmortals.livejournal.com]

That would depend on your definition of 'overreact'. There was a funeral. I respect you enough not to leave your corpse to be eaten by scavenging crabs.

[optionalwangst.livejournal.com]

Respect?

[godamongmortals.livejournal.com]

Respect. To hold in esteem or honour. You're not quite an enemy anymore but I don't know that I'd call you a friend either but I can still respect you.

[optionalwangst.livejournal.com]

...

What happened with Chaos, it...

I only meant to sustain a few injuries. I... couldn't control what happened after. The whole thing was an accident.

[godamongmortals.livejournal.com]

Well I never assumed you meant to die, Valentine. Of all the things I thought about you, I never believed you to be suicidal.

...Idiot.

[optionalwangst.livejournal.com]

Fletcher mentioned something about you calling me 'heroic'?

[godamongmortals.livejournal.com]

Your actions saved my life when I was in trouble. That is generally referred to as heroic, is it not?

[optionalwangst.livejournal.com]

But now isn't the time to think about that. I can't protect you this time.

You, Yuffie, Fletcher, everyone. You all need to move on.