[On a borrowed radio]

[greennotgold]

Is somebody named Yuffie available? I have a message from Mr. Valentine.

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[optionalwangst.livejournal.com]

I could have made a will declaring all of your stuff be handed off to the needy. But I'm too nice for that.

...

...for a level of 'okay', anyway. I don't have much time left, I think.

[optionalbadass.livejournal.com]

[ ... okay that was a little upsetting. WILL STAY STRONG B| ]

That is not how wills work, Vince. Not at all. Gawd, I don't even have any stuff here for you to steal, so your plan was fundamentally flawed.

Hey, uh. How long do you have left? I wouldn't want to keep you from the huge list of friends you still need to leave stupid messages for or anything, but-

[optionalwangst.livejournal.com]

[does he sound a little happy here?] I bet Sephiroth's still got your knife. It's a start.

...I never meant to die, alright? It just happened.

*has 'borrowed' a radio*

[godamongmortals.livejournal.com]

Actually, Tagruato seem to have taken the weapons I've acquired.

Vincent Valentine, what the hell is going on?

[optionalbadass.livejournal.com]

You! You lost my knife?

[godamongmortals.livejournal.com]

I said the company took it - and it was mine to begin with anyway. You think I would have lost it or given it to them willingly? All I had on me when I woke was my clothes and- [breaks off, not wanting to reveal he has Lucrecia's ribbon. Not that it's any of Yuffie's business.]

[optionalbadass.livejournal.com]

[ everything is Yuffie's business. EVERYTHING. Especially what items people have. 8| ]

That sucks. You suck. If I didn't have a weapon right now I'd come over th- waitasec. Your clothes and...? No holding out! We're all on the same side now.

[godamongmortals.livejournal.com]

[Sephiroth will never be convinced of that. Ever.]

It's none of business what I have. It is of little importance to you or anyone else on this ship. Except Valentine...

[optionalwangst.livejournal.com]

I've been dragged back from hell. Again.

yeah she's basically just talking over them.

[optionalbadass.livejournal.com]

- you've only got a few minutes to talk to people and you're wasting it making no sense? Stop that!

[optionalwangst.livejournal.com]

Fine.

Apparently, I'm being channeled by Maya Fey. I'm not sure how much time has passed since I was attacked, but you also owe me an explaination as to why I'm on a boat and what they're doing to you.

[optionalbadass.livejournal.com]

Hey, beats me. They made this crazy announcement and then we all started disappearing off of that island we were stuck on. Next thing I knew, I was on this boat and trying not to barf. I think they gave us this injection thing, but injections are always bad, right? So Aerith- or, uh, Aeris, I was kind of sick at the time-... anyway, one of them came and Cured us and now we're trying to take over the boats!


Uh, Vincent. Maya's a girl.

[optionalwangst.livejournal.com]

...as bad as ShinRa, or worse?
Deepground-level?

...I'm pretty sure the fact that I'm in a purple miniskirt makes it obvious enough.

[optionalbadass.livejournal.com]

Uh, I'm gonna say Deepground. Without the gross mons- no, wait. Yeah, it's kinda... exactly like Deepground.

... Vince. Does anyone around you have a camera on their phone.

[godamongmortals.livejournal.com]

Valentine, you make no sense. How am I talking to you? I saw you die!

[optionalwangst.livejournal.com]

This is just a temporary state. I did die.

[godamongmortals.livejournal.com]

You'd better have died. We buried you, after all.

[He's starting to get used to the idea of talking to Valentine now.]

[optionalwangst.livejournal.com]

...please don't tell me you overreacted.

[godamongmortals.livejournal.com]

That would depend on your definition of 'overreact'. There was a funeral. I respect you enough not to leave your corpse to be eaten by scavenging crabs.

[optionalbadass.livejournal.com]

[ actually manages a jaunty laugh ] I guess if this is the moment of truth, I should probably own up about that being Sephiroth's knife, huh. Gotcha!

[ ... 'it just happened' ... ]

Is- is that meant to be comforting? You're so weird. Like I'd think you died on purpose or something. Because I didn't. I mean, um. I don't always get what you're going on about, and you're also really creepy sometimes, but you're not that dumb. I guess.

[optionalwangst.livejournal.com]

Everyone back home would be impressed, I'd give you that.

I'd figure I'd let you know before I left. And you started believing whatever Sephiroth said.

...are you calling me dumb, Yuffie?

[optionalbadass.livejournal.com]

Yeah, because I believed him all the time. Give- Give the Great Ninja Yuffie some credit, okay?

- Nyeheh, sure am. But that's okay, you have me to think for you. You don't need to worry about all that.

[optionalwangst.livejournal.com]

I suppose I'm not in a position to argue.

[optionalbadass.livejournal.com]

[ holy leviathan he backed down from an argument ]




Hey, you're still pretty awesome. You know that, right? Uh. Not as awesome as me or anything like that, so don't get any ideas! But it was. Reallycoolsavingtheworldwithyouokay.

[optionalwangst.livejournal.com]

...we all return to the Lifestream at one point. You... you would see me again.